December 2008
45 posts
I LOVE FIREFOX
HOLY CRAP NOW THAT I HAVE MY OWN NETWORK ACCOUNT AT WORK I CAN USE FIREFOX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES. COPY IMAGE LOCATION, TABS. TABS. MOTHERFUCKING TABS. THANK YOU.
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four and a half hours to sleep. i love being me.
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her: I'M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
why...
can’t you go away so i can let you go. why can’t i let you go.
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ughhhh opening checking accounts?
attempting to improve my credit score. jdfaskldjsa. i worry about everything.
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more...”
– lily tomlin
it bothers me that this bothers me.
i love how hanging out with two people who are so obviously in love with each other makes me that much more aware of my lack thereof like nothing else can. i hate being jealous of the best friend i have that i actually get to see on a regular basis. is it so much to ask that i would have someone to love me, too? this blows. i guess i’ll just spend saturday night cleaning, again. fuck.
“Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.”
– E. W. Dijkstra, STORY OF MY LIFE. also, lol, this guy made an algorithm for a routing protocol.
“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise...”
– Thomas Szasz
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ps: i'm the one in green. →
in which one of my friends misses the point.
me: LET'S START A WAR! START A NUCLEAR WAR!
friend a: REALLY? I can use my zombie supplies! Yayayaya!
friend #1: AT THE GAY BAH
friend b: THE GAY BAH GAY BAH GAY BAH!
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mr. hiltur
her: khfdslfj i read
her: "dig through my boobs"
me: dsafldsjkajk my books would not fit in my boobs
me: they're not that big
her: maybe one of those little pocket bibles
her: but that would be a weird place to keep it
me: yeah
me: also, painful
her: it burns your skin
her: also, it's pointy
me: I was thinking of pointy, but now that you mention it...
her: lol lol
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you can tell i really love her.
her: i love you.
me: i love you. also, clean sheets.
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me, myself, and i.
me: i'm boring and no one likes me.
myself: no you're not, you're awesome, remember? like you used to be.
i: everyone else says that you're an amazing person, why don't you believe them?
me: ...i
me: don't
me: know.
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AND I USE SAID MUTILATED FINGER TO CLICK MY MOUSE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
pissfuckshitdamncunt
Why do I always do things that halfway through, I realize I’m going to end up hurting myself. I just mutilated my finger on the screen door to keep the dog from getting out.
wtffffffff.
hiccups. :(
drugs.
I am probably going to regret taking this vicodin in two or three hours, but it will make my head stop hurting now, hopefully long enough for me to finish this paper.
I probably have an unhealthy obsession with this...
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one internet, with a side of world of warcraft.
me: if he wants to be a pro-raider, he's going to have to learn that you have to put time into the game if you want to be famous on the server
me: sorry, but that's how the internet works
her: mmmhm
me: you have to live on it if you want to be a special snowflake
her: lol lol
her: it's true
her: he should at least know how the internet works
her: if not the game
me: exactly
me: that game is like
me: 4chan
me: but nerdier
me: and with less girls
me: and more clothing
her: XD
her: and more virgins
me: XD that's only because there's more 12 year olds on it than 4chan, if you can imagine
her: fhdslkfjsdf that
her: is a lot
her: of twelve year olds
me: scary, huh
her: yase
her: D:
her: hold me
me: *hold*
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
– i love mark twain.
tokidoki....
i fucking hate mornings. why is it 21 degrees out.
“Procrastination is like masturbation; In the end you’re just screwing...”
– who knows, but this is oddly relative.
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i love my best friend more.
her: i mean we can just talk and it's fucking normal
her: and i'm not agonizing over what i have to say
me: good
me: D: you don't agonize over what to say to me, do you
her: lol no
her: rooster
her: spatula
me: cock
her: flagellate
me: plastic bag
her: canister thingie
her: pencil forks in worm hats
me: fork
me: fdjskafdjas
her: whoa fork
me: whoa
me: oshi--
her: but like idk
me: anyway
describes my life, lately.
them: hi
me: hey
they signed off at 11.32.49 PM.