January 2009
63 posts
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in which baking pastries are discussed.
me: S--- W----- has a bun in the oven. about an hour ago
me: FDSAJKFDSAJFRAKF
me: my cousin
her: AWLIHEGVKJNHGVFDJGH wow
me: fdsajfksdl my family is so weird
her: lol i think i laughed at that so hard
her: because it sounds like
her: it's past tense
her: I HAD A BUN IN THE OVEN AN HOUR AGO BUT IT'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF
me: XDSDAFDJSAG
me: I FEEL
me: LIKE MAKING THAT MY STATUS
me: J------ B--- P------- had a bun in the oven an hour ago, but it's been taken care of.
her: XDDDDD
her: pees
me: totally filing that away for later use
her: fuckin tumblrd etc
fuck:
being sick, missing three days of work that i won't get paid for, not being able to fill out my timesheet from home, life, school, not practicing guitar all week, not getting to bed earlier, sleeping all day instead, artificial sweetener that tastes like cancer, my phone (because i think i would have liked an iphone better), at&t being shitty, the grass always looking greener on the other side, tea being downstairs as opposed to in front of me right now. also, the realization that my posts remind me of a dbsk song, aka purple lines for reminding me of koreans i don't particularly like, and missing a day of posting on tumblr.
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['ʤɛsɪkə]
me: hopefully my car has melted
her: ....
her: be careful what you wish for
me: AFJDSKGJSFsd
me: THE ICE ON MY CAR HAS MELTED
me: there
me: I'm covered now
her: DO YOU HEAR ME, HEATHEN GODS
her: JUST THE ICE
me: Y-YEAH! (flex)
her: (vomit)
me: (vomit)(vomit)
her: (oui oui monsieur)
her: wait that's gtalk DAMMIT
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stop you're sulking over their...
her: ffffffff is it bad that i think it's incredibly sexy that mike just got a 51 point scrabble word :| I KNEW I KEPT HIM AROUND FOR A REASON
also you can talk now
me: lol what was the word
AND I WAS TALKING
abaw
i feel so trivial
her: canvased on a 3x square
XD
me: TRIPLE NERD SCORE
ugh i always get really shitty opportunities when we play scrabble
usually i'm better at it irl
her: i hate irl scrabble because the pieces fucking move
me: lol that
but
idk
little wooden pieces of wood make my brain work better
fffffffff i speak english good
her: LULE
me: also
her: WOODEN PIECVAESGSHALKGLKAH
me: redundancy department of redundancies
her: yes
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ladies' man. (aka i watch too many asian dramas)
me: and he goes
me: "Don't be like that... don't cry. It doesn't suit you."
me: and she goes, "SO DO I HAVE TO GET YOUR PERMISSION TO CRY NOW"
me: fdsafjdsklaj loling
her: kfjlkjg
me: LOL
me: "IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY TO THE PERSON WHO CAME TO HELP!?"
me: "IF EVERYONE DIED AND YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON THE PLANET I WOULDN'T ACCEPT HELP FROM YOU. I'D RATHER BLEED TO DEATH THAN BE INDEBTED TO YOU."
her: NICE
her: obvs they are in love
me: b-b-basically
me: she just doesn't know it yet
her: ja
me: fdsajfksdj and he's all confused
me: like
me: "What is it that you are unsatisfied? What don't you like about me? I'm tall, smart, rich, good looking.... How can you hate Gu Jun Pyo?"
her: lol wow.
me: fdasjfk he's like
me: "Are you just stupid or something?"
her: LOL NICE this is obvs the way to win a woman
me: way to get all the ladies
who texts the wrong number!?
person who has the wrong number: Morning starshine. The earth says hello.
me: ?
person who has the wrong number: What? I said whats on your mind?
me: Who is this?
person who has the wrong number: Whoops. Wrong number hon. Sorry.
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:|
her: lol you mark twain whore.
me: can't help it
me: he's kind of amazing
her: you could like worse things, it's true.
her: such as super junior.
her: SORRY I REGRESSED TO SUMMER OF 2007 FOR A SEC THERE
me: FFFFF
me: I HATE YOU SOMETIMES YOU KNOW
her: I KNOW.
“I like, though, that people have a hunger to connect with other people....”
– Augusten Burroughs
“I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me,...”
– Augusten Burroughs (author of Running With Scissors), off the back of a Starbucks cup
vois sur ton chemin...
“Laundry day is a very dangerous day.”
– Rocko, Rocko’s Modern Life
“Many things—such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving...”
– C. S. Lewis
“Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.”
– Carl Jung
you can keep that right wing dictator look.
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12345 awkward lane. mortified city, OMG 98765
me: motherfucking
me: awkward
her: oh god XD
me: fdajkdl so we were in starbucks right
me: because I was like
me: chai tea latteeeeeeee
me: and
me: I order the thing
me: and ask Heaven if she wants something and she's like no
me: so I pay for it
me: and I'm turned away from the counter talking to her
me: and then my drink was ready so I turn around and like
me: took the drink without really looking and then
me: seriously
me: did a double-take
her: lol
me: and he was like
me: omg hi
me: and I was like, lol hi nervous stupid laugh
me: and he's like
me: jessica, right?
her: fklsdjflkjsdf
me: and I was like, uh yeah
me: and he's like, i teach you on saturdayssss?
me: and I was like, yup, I had to cancel yesterday though, sorry
me: and he's like, yeah they told me
her: shiiiiiiiiit
her: jkdsjf that's like
her: your life.
her: skip class. see teacher at grocery store. O HIE.
me: fffff basically
me: and the whole time
me: heaven was like
me: trying not to laugh
me: and I was just like
me: k see you next week bai
me: and walked away and heaven goes really loudly, OMG WAS THAT PHIL
me: and I was like, if you do not shut up right now i swear to god i will kill you
me: ughhhhhhhhh
me: I seriously
me: looked like an idiot
..............
her: i'm sorry to be all dramatic
me: lol it's ok
me: like I wasn't just overly dramatic
her: but it was at least funny
her: mine's like depressing as hell
me: more like
me: mortifying
me: but ok
her: well you make it sound funny at least
me: i get what you were saying
me: because if i don't laugh, i cry
her: this.
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fdjsadfklajf
me: i drool everywhere when i sleep
her: i don't remember you drooling on me ever
“Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.”
– E. B. White
Listen
“Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.”
– Dalai Lama
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don't call me señor!
me: also, we should start saying intercourse more
me: imo
her: oh for sure
her: because of all those times we have a need to talk about it.
me: nono like instead of fuck
me: just be like
me: INTERCOURSE!
me: I LOST MY INTERCOURSING KEYS!
me: as an expletive
her: OMG XD
her: this is a good idea
me: SEE?
me: I thought so, too.
her: THIS IS WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND
me: that and my hot bod
her: this.
-----EDIT-----
her: fdsjkl
her: you forgot to make the last thing in the chat log
her: say
her: her:
me: lol whoops
me: AND THIS IS WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND
her: XD ilu
