vowel movement.: Archive

Dec 27th

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Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on...

unicornology: (via captainkirk)

Dec 27th

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I'm really tired of taking good pictures

with my webcam through tumblr, and then I get an error page when I try to save it and LOSE THE PICTURE. Thanks, tumblr.

Dec 27th

How dare you, USA Today. →

malfoyy: Twilight as the number one book of the decade? You’re joking, right? I believe that should actually go to Deathly Hallows, which you put at number seven. Blasphemers. Okay, I really think that Twilight just won because no one seems to remember the Harry Potter mania that existed in the early 2000s. It’s easy to mark Twilight as the number one book because the books and movies...

Dec 24th

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I just have questions, is all.

me: So do Christians exist because Atheists exist or vice versa? It's kind of hard to not believe something doesn't exist if other people don't believe it does first. Chicken or the egg, etc.
her: Pretty much. And you know, Christianity's been around for a little while now. Where's all the primary sources on that one? Where's the original version of the bible? 
her: What if that's just a story? In 200 years we could all be praising Harry Potter for being born special and sacrificing himself to save us from eternal damnation. 
her: We'll all be wearing ikkle wands around our necks.
me: Yeah, idk. Who even wrote the bible? Like, does it say in there who wrote it down? I don't remember it saying anything about that. I still hold that some fucked up arabs high on fermented camel piss and sand wrote it as a joke and then someone took them seriously because they knew this guy named Jesus who was a doctor or something.
me: And they killed him because he didn't pay his malpractice insurance.
her: And that, children, is the true story of Christmas.

Dec 24th

Problem solving skills.

My desktop was making this awful noise… so I punched it… and it stopped. I TOTALLY DESERVE THIS A+ CERTIFICATION, YOU GUYS.

Dec 24th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →

Glee Cast (22) ガゼット (6) MSTRKRFT (2) Eminem (1) Boards of Canada (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

Because December is almost over and junk.

(copycatting drinkyourjuice) 2000: Fifth grade. Got glasses. My aunt came from Alaska in time for my elementary school graduation. I wore all pink and wanted to die. Got my ears pierced the first time and ended up taking them out. 2001: Middle school! Wore parachute pants, Nike shirts, and a ponytail every day. Tried to hide my Harry Potter/Pokemon backpack, pencil case, and lunchbox because...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

Neville Longbottom

episkey: byjove: aujourd-hui: I chose some of my favorite ones. I know that it seems like a lot, but it’s probably less than half of the real list. I hope you enjoy. When Harry and Ginny’s children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry. Neville uses Nagini’s blood as soy sauce. Even though it was difficult getting four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament, the...

Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →

ガゼット (12) John Williams (11) Capsule (5) Daft Punk (4) Timbaland (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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Dec 15th

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So the doctor's office

called my cell on Thursday. I didn’t get the voicemail notification until Friday after I left work, so I can’t call them until tomorrow. When I was in the office, they took some blood to run tests on and I guess they’re calling to let me know something’s wrong, because otherwise no news would be good news. Here’s to hoping I don’t have gonorrhea from that scuzzy...

Dec 14th